I would like to comment on an incident that happened just now.

Screwy: And some random person messaged me this… Hello. Canch beleave euu dunch noess.

Me: Text her back this: this is his girlfriend.get the fuck outta his sight, bitch.

This is what irks me the most. What has 10 over years of Singaporean education has taken place in the poor, bemuddled mind of this girl? I can feel all my 12, 13 years of education leaking out of my brains as I typed the above example. Cant’ you even spell ‘you’ properly? You. You. You.

Idiot.

Gosh, all the words were underlined for wrong spelling. Thank heavens phones don’t come with auto spell checks, if not dictionaries would never make into the market here.

If you think that way of typing was cute, omgwdf get outta THIS page’s site. Never come to spread your evil dumbness here man. Here’s my replies as I corresponded with Screwy.

“Who the fuck messaged you that.freaking whore.”

“What?i mean it sounded like some freaking despo whore.i hate people who type like that.just shows that they don’t know how to spell the simplest words and they’re dumb.i can go on one whole page long about these kind of brainless sluts.they think typing this way is cute.but it makes them look dumb.idiots.”

“Fucking bitch.tell her she sounds dumb.”

“Fucking bullshit.i’m a girl.tell her this ‘this is his girlfriend.stop messaging him your dumbness language.i don’t want his brain to rot and die.” [he didn't text her anymore in the end]

“I can tell she’s a bitch already.i can bitch too.if she wants to bitch i can bitch with her too.”

“Fine.freaking bitch.tell me if the cow textes you again.”

The whole cow language saga-end.

Thus ends the rant. I am deeply ashamed to admit that Singapore hosts such improper spelling mistakes. Even a 3 year old knows better. And national day just passed! *waves flag* I’m a deeply, patriotic Singaporean. In the eyes of the Japanese. *giggle*

Feel free to shiver/recoil in horror.