The not so daredevil exploits of Jolene Foong

I bought a “Celebrity’s Choice: Inchloss Shower Scrub” (I can’t remember the exact name) for $7.90 – avaliable at Watsons and Guardian today. The product, claimed to lose well, inches. (half an inch more like)

I would have to hide this, if not if my mom sees she will start nagging at me again.

It claimed that the warm, tingling sensation I would be expriencing was the product working to reduce the appearance of fat and cellulite, and use a cloth to wipe off the scrub to avoid sensitive areas such as the genital, armpits, and breasts. So I tired.

I rubbed the pink goo onto my thighs. Holy Mama, it pricks! Walking around made it worse. I proceeded to apply the rest on my tummy and my arms. Nothing was happening on my arms and tummy. Perhaps I was beyond gone case. Suddenly my crotch started prickling like mad. HOLY COW, it stung! Apparently my body was too wet and the product trickled down.  Well, lesson learnt,  I will never apply slimming products on my upper body again. I swear I’m going to use it on my legs only.

But as an advertisement, the scent is quite funky and lasts for quite a while. And it’s a scrub so you can massage your legs too! Skin does look firmer, cellulite between thighs  seems to have faded a bit.

the persuader, finally meets a challenger.

Chingen is a dear friend who left for overseas to study. Fortunately, he’s coming back on the 15th. Unfortunately, he’s absolutely been refusing to tell me when he would be arriving in singapore.

JOJO says:

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JOJO says:

hey.

JOJO says:

where’s you now?

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canary islands

JOJO says:

srsly?

JOJO says:

where’s that?

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yah srsly

JOJO says:

hawaii?

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off the coast of spain

JOJO says:

uhh.

JOJO says:

where’s spain..

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: O

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next to France

JOJO says:

GAAAAAAAA

JOJO says:

are you in like sydney!?

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¿Que? ¿Sydney?

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¡Español!

JOJO says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOJO says:

NO SPAAAAAAAAIN

JOJO says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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¿Inglais, lo hablas?

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Arrribaaa!

JOJO says:

ARRRRRRRRRRGH

I give up. srsly.