15 facial expressions challenge

Of decreasing hyperness --->

 

Yes, I’ve been away. And the only reason I went here again was to post something that -snicker- “shouts “me”, like you know, BOOMZ“

The not so daredevil exploits of Jolene Foong

I bought a “Celebrity’s Choice: Inchloss Shower Scrub” (I can’t remember the exact name) for $7.90 – avaliable at Watsons and Guardian today. The product, claimed to lose well, inches. (half an inch more like)

I would have to hide this, if not if my mom sees she will start nagging at me again.

It claimed that the warm, tingling sensation I would be expriencing was the product working to reduce the appearance of fat and cellulite, and use a cloth to wipe off the scrub to avoid sensitive areas such as the genital, armpits, and breasts. So I tired.

I rubbed the pink goo onto my thighs. Holy Mama, it pricks! Walking around made it worse. I proceeded to apply the rest on my tummy and my arms. Nothing was happening on my arms and tummy. Perhaps I was beyond gone case. Suddenly my crotch started prickling like mad. HOLY COW, it stung! Apparently my body was too wet and the product trickled down.  Well, lesson learnt,  I will never apply slimming products on my upper body again. I swear I’m going to use it on my legs only.

But as an advertisement, the scent is quite funky and lasts for quite a while. And it’s a scrub so you can massage your legs too! Skin does look firmer, cellulite between thighs  seems to have faded a bit.

Back.

Hi, concerning my last post, in the end Krizzia told me some time later that it was actually her who texted Screwy. Annoying.

Anyway I’ve been very off for a long time cos exams were coming and GAAAAAA O LEVELS ARE NEXT YEAR!

Got back from bangkok, nothing much actually but I did buy a thai uniform yeah! (v) And now I’m purchasing two japanese uniforms from my cousin who’s currently teaching english to a junior high school in japan ;v;, im so proud of her. And I miss her too.

I will end rant, and start bitching. I should really stop this.

Screwy and I have just passed our one-year mark and we’re still going strong and happy :D but look what Ariyani messaged him just now:

Ak: I iwsh I could talk to you again & not like this.The thing is, I would want to apologise for all the things I’ve done to you all these while..It took me quite a while to ‘realize,what you had done for me,and the fact that I didn’t appreciate you much.I truly an very sorry & that I miss you very much.That is all.Thank you.

and to that message I’m very proud to say, he replied

Screwy: …right. After all you’ve done to jo, you still actually dare to tell me that you miss me. And it actually took so long to reliase what i’ve done for you. Actually, have fun missing me. I’m not going to change about how much i love jo. You screw around with jo, you’re screwing with me.

Don’t you feel the love blazing from him! LOL :D -happy-.How’s that song go again? Ran shao ba! ran shao ba!

-update- new text from ak.

Ak: My real reason of messaging you is not to pick a fight or change how you feel towards her.You love her,it’s clear.I just want to apologise for all the things I’ve done towards you.

Bullshit, Ariyani. You haven’t done anything to him that’s worth apologising SO MUCH for. Only to the GIRLS threatening your relationship with him. Why not you try saying sorry to every girl you’ve bitched about and not him? You’re just a despo freak that flirts with every single living thing on the planet. So disgusting. I hope you read this post. You’re not gaining sympathy from anyone. Irritating. By the way, Screwy can’t be bothered to waste any more of his time and money on scum like you. Useless piece of shit.

But you’re made my weekend a lot nicer (: I just loooove hurting you, biach/.

I lost my wallet this afternoon, so would you people be kindly enough to spread this? I’m really upset…my key is inside and I can’t go home without my key. So I would really appreciate it if anyone is in posession of my wallet return it to me. Eternally grateful too, if you would help forward this mail. I hope people check their inboxes.

Anyway, thank you for your time reading this, I’m really sorry to trouble you guys like that! ): If anything, contact me at 82886797. I won’t be at school from tomorrow until next week.

Wallet: Black guess wallet
Last seen: 4:15pm, wooden bench nearest to band room, by the D&T area.
Contains: At least $30, with my resident card, ezlink card and card key.

Thank you.
Jolene Foong (304)

The piano connection

I was washing an oil bottle in my kitchen when I, once again, heard the soft tinkling of piano keys being played upon. It was Beethoven this time. I never really noticed or tried to find out the pianist much. Probably from downstairs. I always admired that person for being able to produce such sweet music, whoever it was. I walked over to my windows and opened it to let the music in more. I was also being a pesky friend, so I looked in at Peter’s unit at the opposite side.

opposite units

His brother was playing the piano. I stood and stared for a while, until I finally realised the music was coming from his open balcony.

heavily edited. if you can make out a person at the piano...

Yes, it was him all right. So all the while I’ve been listening to Peter’s brother? Cool. Soon after that, his father stood beside him. They exchanged words (from what I could see) and his father helped flip the pages. I wanted to cry. What a perfect family. I wish my own father would stand beside me when I played the piano and comment on how I was improving. From what I could discern, the pianist was too tall to be his brother. Hmm. Peter himself on the piano.

I’ve been listening to that person for the longest time, when I get home from school and lie on the couch, on those Sunday afternoons..what a friendship cultivated through piano. I wonder if Peter’s aware. Hmm.

On a lighter note, something to scar you for life.

followed by this

I’m not too sure whether to start silting my wrists with my ruler or gain abs. But one thing for sure it is traumatising.

Absolutely outraged.

Upon reading the posts from

http://the-heyao.blogspot.com

I wondered if the world was so immune to homosexuality that the lesbian and gay culture was on the point of accepted. Sure, it’as been debated for a period of time, but what have we come to a settle on? Banish, accept? In Singapore, homosexuality is somewhat tolerated but Christianity does not.  Upon reading the posts, I immediately messaged Ta. It was until then i found out that she comp could not read chinese characters so I painstakingly translated the posts to her.

photo spam, ageinz?!

I decided to quit prefects.

おおとろ・セクス

Yey I posting.agein  Chermaine just SMSed me to ask if anyone can bring two 1.5liter empty bottles and I say yes. Hurhur hoho heehee, I get derek to help me drink fastfast for me so lata can go get.

Ok crapshit I can’t stand the english anymore. Where was I.

rant: a jacqueline

Oh yes. Have you encountered, when other people are blogging, they tend to rant about this ‘bitch’ or ‘idiot’ or whatever name they please to call which leaves you wondering who it is and. maybe, if that person was you? I mean you couldn’t possibly ask if that person was you right?

A box in a circle

I’m so upset now.

My mom’s scolding me for doing really badly for this month’s test results.

‘How come everybody can do so well but only you.”

“Kai lin will surely be upset.”

“You must really bulk up.”

“Why

results

so horrible

“…

…

Maybe triple sciences really is getting to my head. I mean I’m already retarded and so stupid, why should I think me worthy to join this class in the first place and depriving someone else of a place in the class?

I dont deserve this.

 Now, on more pressing matters.

It’s Michelle (emo) and Yiteng’s birthday tomorrow. I decided to gather a bunch of friends to pool in money to treat them both for seoul garden. People invited were Shiling, Icen, Leo, Jacq and Screwy.

On the night before the rendezvous of Ngee Ann, Seoul garden at 12pm(which is, like, tonight, unless you dont know what the day after tomorrow after yesterday after today means):

Yiteng: Shiling and Icen not going…

Me: Why?!

Yiteng: dunno…they say not enough money…

Me: …oh okay. haha nevermind then.

TERRORISTS!!!!!!!

I went back to my old school today.

I: MR TAAAAAAAAAN!!!111onetwo *starts running towards him*
Mr Tan: JOLENEEEEEE!!!!11123 *starts flailing arms in air* oh nonono. Here’s Mr Chong! Say hi to him say hi to him!
I: OH OKAY. *starts running towards Mr Chong* MR CHONGGGGGGGGGG!!111111
Mr Chong: …crazy.

Gosh, I’ve been waiting to talk to him for like ages but everytime I went back to Old School #2 (Old School #1 was Juying) I couldn’t find him. And now, today-!
I’m truly delighted. Elated. No it’s not sacasm. I’m typing properly in complete english and proper punctuation!!!!!!11123